10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 10

10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 10
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  1. Braylon Edwards will not be elected mayor of Cleveland or have his Browns' uniform number retired in this lifetime.

  • Former Cowboys' quarterback Don Meredith sent the New York Giants a message at halftime of their loss to the the Cowboys: "Turn out the lights. The party's over."
  • Todd Haley develops a severe case of alligator arms after a loss.
  • If you're looking for an apology from Santonio Holmes, you have a better chance if you're an opposing coach than if you're a flight attendant.
  • Washington's defense apparently forgot they were playing on Monday night instead of Sunday.
  • When Tom Brady gets mad at teammates, he gets results. Remember not to try this at home or at your workplace unless your name is Tom Brady.
  • Defensive coordinators are going to start teaching their players to intercept Hail Mary passes instead of batting them to the ground (or into the arms of opposing receivers).
  • Being a Dolphins' quarterback named Chad is hazardous to your health.
  • Brad Childress and Gary Kubiak are the two head coaches who should be most worried about their jobs.
  • Love means never having to say your sorry by giving your disappointing starting quarterback a75 million contract extension (even if "only"3.5 million is guaranteed).
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