Showing patriotism this Independence Day is easy if you follow these tips. Though, we admit our grasp on patriotism might be a little fuzzy. America!
1. Make sure you have the right kind of cheese
2. Sharpen your knives
3. Wear some hotpants
4. Hit on your daughter's friends
5. Get an American Hairless Terrier
6. Find Ryan Seacrest and hang out with him
7. Listen to some folk music
8. Listen to all of Don McClean's "American Pie." Yes, all of it.
9. Watch all four "American Pie" movies. Yes, all of them.
10. Import some werewolves from Paris or London.