12 Reasons Pandas Give Not To Have Sex

Pandas don't have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can't even be bothered!
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Pandas don't have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can't even be bothered! They go about their regular panda business and couldn't care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it's fun and everything, but it's too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can't...

Written and Illustrated by Lingvistov - here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might give not to have sex (may come in handy btw).
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