Watching #thebachelor tonight from my hometown, hiring a nanny to bring me sliced cucumbers and a glass of wine (make that a bottle)#excited
— Kristina Schulman (@kristinaschulma) February 20, 2017
Pumped for Raquel tonight. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/J0yxW4DqqX
— Vinny Ventiera (@VINNYVINSANE) February 21, 2017
Because nothing says romance like describing your would-be fiancé as "unpredictable" and repeatedly saying how afraid you are. #TheBachelor
— outer kase (@worstkase) February 21, 2017
Never forget the queen of hometowns #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/gOlIZgJcaE
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) February 21, 2017
I would be nervous to take Nick home...solely because I would be scared that he would steal my jeans #TheBachelor
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) February 21, 2017
I would believe this scene if the officer wasn't mic'd
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) February 21, 2017
This is just like The Notebook. "If I'm a swamp toad, you're a swamp toad." #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) February 21, 2017
Judging by Raven's family, there's not a lot of places to find skinny jeans for men in Hoxie. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) February 21, 2017
Awh Westley! Reminds me of The Princess Bride!!!!! I love Ravens family already!! #TheBachelor
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) February 21, 2017
I'm liking Raven's parents so much right now that I'd even go frog digging with them. #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) February 21, 2017
Nick reacted to the cancer-free announcement like the dad said he's made it a week without having soda. #TheBachelor
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) February 21, 2017
I would love a full episode where we get to watch the families freak out and clean/redecorate in prep for the hometown dates. #TheBachelor
— Jenn (@JennFleenor) February 21, 2017
Oh good Lord. If Nick makes it out of this church without bursting into flames, he can consider it a win. #TheBachelor 🔥🔥🔥
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) February 21, 2017
Guess who's coming to dinner!? #TheBachelor
— Leah (@leahmarietweets) February 21, 2017
Something tells me it's not going to work out with Nick and Rachel. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 21, 2017
Breaking news: #TheBachelor and ABC have confirmed tonight the Nick is in fact a white man, and Rachel is indeed a black woman
— Megan Revello (@Megan_Revello) February 21, 2017
Raven's hometown: navigating cancer
— Lindy Segal (@lindysegal) February 21, 2017
Rachel's hometown: navigating race relations
Corinne's hometown: navigating the mall #TheBachelor
How Corinne will greet Nick every day if they end up together. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/4FkabKdJVQ
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) February 21, 2017
"I haven't seen Corinne this happy since I got her the goose that lays golden eggs from Willy Wonka's factory" -Jim #TheBachelor
— Cally Logan (@CallyLogan) February 21, 2017
"How will you support my daughter?" "Sponsored Instagram posts?" #TheBachelor
— Mel (@melgotserved) February 21, 2017
Corinne: The dressing room is your holy ground.
— Corinne's Nanny (@corinnesnanny) February 21, 2017
Cashier: That will be $3423.
Nick:#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Siu3xfc49b
I HATE WHEN THIS SHOW MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/4FVv4vuULX
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) February 21, 2017
I'm voting for Vanessa in 2020 #TheBachelor
— Jared Haibon (@haibon_jared) February 21, 2017
You know, Vanessa's family is less concerned about Nick and more concerned about giving up her Canadian citizenship. #THeBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) February 21, 2017
After 4 seasons Nick still doesn't know how to sit on the couches #TheBachelor
— Kristina Schulman (@kristinaschulma) February 21, 2017
"You have a life here. He needs to be in LA for Dancing With the Stars and Family Feud." #TheBachelor
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) February 21, 2017
Vanessa's father is like pic.twitter.com/C68SjkYWRF
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) February 21, 2017
Not all heroes wear capes #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/1ZBmAfRnOp
— Derik Velasco (@Dvel93) February 21, 2017
@ebassclinics met my family we talked mostly about erectile dysfunction at our dinner table.Y'all are glad u didn't watch that #TheBachelor
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) February 21, 2017
GUYS, WE JUST REALIZED IT'S 9:58 AND THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR A ROSE CEREMONY AND WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US. #TheBachelor
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) February 21, 2017
If I was on #TheBachelor my hometown date would just be all my relatives trying to warn the person I was dating about how terrible I am
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) February 21, 2017
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