You're only as old as you feel. Unless you're 32 and still shopping at Hollister. In that case, you're not just old. You're creepy.
College is full of peculiar norms and once-in-a-lifetime entitlements. But graduation means saying goodbye to the many oddities that define America's undergraduate experience. Your beer bottle cap coffee table, your student discount at Foot Locker -- you can't hold onto these treasures forever.
If you think that you or someone you know may be clinging to a college identity, this list will help you face the facts.
Add your own sign of advanced adult onset college-itis in the comments section.