Disney wasn't quite sure how many Star Wars films to add to the slate until Rogue One debuted. Admittedly, Kathleen Kennedy of Lucasfilm said the company didn't want to go beyond the two sequels to last year's mega-hit The Force Awakens and the "Young" Han Solo film. Now that Rogue is a hit, we can expect more from the cinematic "force" As we await further word on casting of the Solo film, and debate whether the next standalone films will center Boba Fett, a young Obi-Wan Kenobi, or someone else, the next big Star Wars news will be when the trailer to Episode VIII will debut and what its title will be. Until that information is released to the masses, I've decided to take a crack at what the next film's title might be. Why? Because I'm a card-carrying SW nerd. Additionally, in these trying times, I want to attempt to make you (and me laugh). Some of these, mind you, I think would be cool titles even though I have no clue what the next film will be about. Anyway, have fun, and enjoy the holidaze ahead. Oh, and May the Force Be With You. Always.
Here we go...
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
[Insert John Williams score]
Star Wars
Episode VIII: Revenge of the Nerf Herder
Episode VIII:Jakku: Electric Boogaloo
Episode VIII: Shadow of Vader
Episode VIII: More Bantha Fodder
Episode VIII: A Film Closer to the Luke Skywalker Ghost at the End
Episode VIII: Waiter, I'll Try the Ahi Bib Fortuna
Episode VIII: Qui-Gon, Still Dead
Episode VIII: Sy Snootles Farewell Tour
Episode VIII: The Lackluster Search for Nien Nunb
Episode VIII: The Droids You're Looking For
Episode VIII: Hope for a New Republic
Episode VIII: Journey to Skywalker Ranch
Episode VIII: John Williams is Back
Episode VIII: A Bigger Role for Captain Phasma
Episode VIII: The March of the First Order
Episode VIII: Rey of Light
Episode VIII: A Guide to Lightsaber Metrics
Episode VIII: Lor San Tekka is Important Even though He is Dead
Episode VIII: The Snoke Poke Incident
Episode VIII: The Days of Skywalker & Nights of Ren
Episode VIII: Acquisition of the Tupac Hologram
List yours below...
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