Alex Jones is hiring.
The right-wing conspiracy theorist and “performance artist,” who earlier this year was forced to apologize to a yogurt company, announced on social media that he’s looking for help at Infowars.
People are already showing interest in the job, but it’s probably not what he was expecting.
Here are some of the “job inquiries” Jones has received on social media:
Does your insurance plan cover chemtrails?
— Doctor Edge (@dredgeatx) September 13, 2017
I will have my lizard people send you my resume via chemtrail, as we discussed earlier telepathically.
— Nicholas Kaufmann (@TheKaufmann) September 13, 2017
Are u hiring more crisis actors
— Wario McRlwain (@rud_ii) September 13, 2017
Do you provide tin foil hats or do I need to bring my own? pic.twitter.com/Y0cTbKuZ7i
— #BackUpYouCreep (@NotThatKellyAnn) September 13, 2017
Interview question: "What batshit conspiracy theory do you see yourself spreading in five years?"
— Dave❄Stinton (@DaveStinton) September 13, 2017
What is the preferred number of false flag jobs a candidate needs in their resume?
— Joe Gasper (@ReactorJoe) September 13, 2017
a clothing optional work environment, right? pic.twitter.com/wxe4feGdRO
— kevin (@KevINthe406) September 13, 2017
With the job, how much one-on-one face time do we get with Alex? If he’s not wearing a shirt, can I also not wear one so its not awkward?
— Andy Thomas (@_ndythomas) September 13, 2017
Do I have to show my lobotomy scar, or will you just take my word for it?
— Bart Fargo (@AgentBartFargo) September 13, 2017
— Mark Zohar (@markzohar) September 13, 2017
By "talented and committed" you mean "insane and racist" of course, right?
— Brad Nahill (@PhillyTurtleGuy) September 13, 2017
Most of my experience is w/ shadow Satantic Lizard outreach program. Is this a deal breaker? I'm still willing to humiliate myself on web.
— grumpface (@npisme81) September 13, 2017
I've covered everything from the Bowling Green massacre to the Muslims celebrating after 9/11. You could use an elite reporter like me.
— Aidan Gallo 4 DNC (@AIDANGALLO_ME) September 14, 2017
Candidates getting interview-ready like pic.twitter.com/OW6HnUjfqx
— Jenna Mullins (@JBomb11) September 13, 2017
Does the commitment have to be court-ordered, or is voluntary commitment sufficient?
— Carlos Ernesto (@erdosign) September 13, 2017
Do we have to believe the evil shit that you spout? Or can we just do it as performance art?
— Trotskyite (@trotskydc) September 13, 2017
I'd like to apply, but I have an annoying appreciation for facts & reality.
— Jake Wilson (@JakeInJersey) September 13, 2017
These guys are all available. pic.twitter.com/rMl1LanGgd
— CunningPike (@cunningpike) September 14, 2017
If you're not "committed" but you are in a halfway house, on work-release, will you still qualify?
— ShrinkDog (@SkrinkDog) September 13, 2017
Can I get details on your 401 K-razy?
— Sean Murphy (@SPowersMurphy) September 13, 2017
'Committed' being the main qualification #zoomers
— Iain Macmillan (@pictishbeastie) September 13, 2017
Can we run together during lunch? If yes, I'll work for free just to watch this. pic.twitter.com/B3IqN0eA02
— Tyler Wilson (@TylerWilson86) September 13, 2017
What if I'm a gay frog? Can I have job? 🌈🐸
— Eric Victorino (@EricVictorino) September 14, 2017
Do I need to have my frontal lobotomy completed before I apply or is that included in the new employee training?
— SnowflakeOverlord (@WildlyLiberal) September 13, 2017
Who wouldn't want to work with this totally sane person? pic.twitter.com/4Y3dsMB0A6
— Pete (@lowemustgo) September 13, 2017
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