Someone today asked me if I thought this story about Andrew W.K. creating a new political party, The Party Party, was real.
I said, "Sure, why wouldn't it be? People named Andrew don't lie."
"Yeah, but what about today?" they asked. "It's April Fools' Day."
"I don't follow," I said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a distant relative in an African country who's desperately trying to transfer money that I've inherited."
Anyway, while I'm doing that, check out the totally real promo video for The Party Party.