For all those Apple fanboys out there salivating for the latest in iPad rumors, some good news: Another rumor says that there will be a new iPad by March 7.
If you follow the ever churning Apple rumor mill, you know that this is the seven hundredth rumor to emerge about the next-gen iPad since the last iPad dropped last year. Sources say the new iPad will be thinner, slimmer, prettier, more vivacious, and feature a higher resolution than the iPad 2.
Though some iPad users may have discovered disturbing information about their ex-boyfriend while browsing said ex-boyfriend's iPad (honestly, though, who spends four hours searching for limited edition Lunchables flavors? And what kind of person keeps a running tally of whose turn it is to do the dishes? Especially if his list is inaccurate because Todd never did the dishes, ever), others may find that its shiny exterior and nice shoulders will tempt them to return again, and again, and again, despite their best instincts and proof that some people never change.
A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Lindsay messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.