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Not to be outdone by Korn adding the 12-year-old son of Metallica’s bassist to their touring lineup, Blink-182 and Linkin Park are now (at least temporarily) Blinkin Park.
The two bands are co-headlining for two shows this summer in a mini-tour they’ve deemed “Welcome To Blinkin Park.” To celebrate their new union, this unholy Blinkin Park thing made a Funny or Die video about a first date. They seem good together and their respective parents are sure to ask about wedding plans soon. Let’s make this official.
Blink-182 released an album that topped the Billboard chart just last year. Linkin Park is releasing a new album later this month, called “One More Light.” In the end, it doesn’t even matter though, because this is now both bands’ greatest artistic accomplishment.
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