Carly Fiorina And Ted Cruz Awkwardly Joining Hands Is A Cringe Bomb

Close-up video of Carly Fiorina and Ted Cruz joining hands in the most awkward way ever attempted by humans has swept the Internet in the last day or so. This footage comes from a rally where Cruz announced Fiorina as his running mate.

It's like their hands suddenly morphed into battling feral cats.

Other things Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina's hands look like:

• A thumb wrestling game but both candidates have hands made entirely of thumbs.

• Two one-handed germaphobes helping each other apply Purell.

• Two people re-creating the way a super villain rubs his hands together while concocting a dastardly plan to rule the world.

• Two featherless chickens tandem skydiving.

• An albino frog humping a giant pad of butter.

• A transplanted hand rejecting its new body.

• Two kung fu masters fighting in olive oil.

• A giant spider picking up a toddler.

• A bunch of tiny penises kneading pizza dough.

• A rodent flailing wildly while caught in a snake's jaws.

Here's the full video if you're into that sort of thing.