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17 Diet Fails That Prove Your New Year's Resolution Is Hopeless

17 Signs Your New Year's Resolution Is Hopeless

Weight loss may be one of the most popular New Year's resolutions, but it's also one of the hardest to keep -- especially when you have fast food restaurants next door to Weight Watcher's clinics.

We combed the web for 17 signs that your goal to drop a few pounds in 2013 might be harder than you think. Let's just hope that a few misplaced signs and ironic gym locations don't completely derail your diet. Side note: you should probably stay away from strip malls.

1
Anytime... Except Now
Followgram: Hayley Jeffries
Let's hope that McDonald's location isn't open 24-hours.
2
Nutritional Snacks
Fail Blog
And this whole time we thought the produce aisle was our ticket to weight loss.
3
Seriously?
The High Definite
Then again, the smell alone would make us run faster.
4
Cakelicious Curves
Fail Blog
Too close for comfort.
5
Is This How They Keep People Coming Back?
Fail Blog
Next they'll start giving out free shots at AA meetings.
6
Don't Look To Your Left
Fail Blog
How many people leave one business and head straight for the other?
7
Which One Do You Think Is More Popular?
Fail Blog
Cake always wins.
8
Don't Look Down Either
The Wise Cracker
Weight Watchers should probably just stay out of strip malls all together.
9
Seems Legit
Reddit
"Empty Calories" are a good thing, right?
10
Field Trip
Izismile
The trick is that they have to walk home.
11
Caesar's Invading Again
Crafty Garden Mom
Getting in shape is nice, but... FIVE DOLLAR PIZZA.
12
Decisions, Decisions
Winning At Everything
One of these just has a tastier ring to it.
13
Eat Your Vegetables
Devian Art
And by that we mean trail mix, cookies and wine.
14
Mix And Match?
Uncle Andrew
If you eat one followed by the other, they cancel each other out. That's how it works, right?
15
Death By Chocolate?
Fail Funnies
Listen Mr. Mischer, there's a resolution at stake here.
16
Temptation From Below
Flickr:Robert S. Donovan
Do they have to make you walk past the ice cream shop to get to the gym?
17
Lurking In The Background
Lee Ann Marie Photography
SOON.

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