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04/25/2014 11:26 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Go Home Elephants, You're Drunk

This is the worst.

Sure, I decided to throw a party at my place at the Singita Kruger National Park in South Africa. And sure, there was plenty of fermenting marula fruit lying around. But this is just irresponsible. You brought in underage elephants with the herd, and they got all tipsy. Luckily for us, Ross Couper, a field guide at the park, took some photos.

  • You you made a fool out of yourself last night.
    You told your girlfriend you were off the marula fruit, and you just had to have one more, didn't you? Look at what you've be
    Ross Couper and Singita
    You told your girlfriend you were off the marula fruit, and you just had to have one more, didn't you? Look at what you've become.
  • No amount of consoling will help Carol now.
    OK, Carol's wasted too. But you didn't have to call her a pickled pachyderm, you ass.
    Ross Couper and Singita
    OK, Carol's wasted too. But you didn't have to call her a pickled pachyderm, you ass.
  • We aren't ready for 'The Hangover: Africa'
    Oh, so you're a rag-tag group of drunk elephants who wake up somewhere completely random in the Singita Kruger National Park.
    Ross Couper and Singita
    Oh, so you're a rag-tag group of drunk elephants who wake up somewhere completely random in the Singita Kruger National Park. You have no idea where you are! And where's Jared? Yeah, we've seen that one before. Not funny, elephants.
  • Oh man, I can't wait to see your face when you wake up.
    Not easy waking up next to a cow, is it? It's going to be even worse when I make you clean the pee and glass off my carpet. Y
    Ross Couper and Singita
    Not easy waking up next to a cow, is it? It's going to be even worse when I make you clean the pee and glass off my carpet. You thought it'd be funny to swan-dive into the coffee table, and now you're going to pay for a new one.
  • Check your Instagram.
    This picture already has 33 likes. #Hammered #NeedBrunch #LastFridayNight #Instadrunk #Instafail #Blessed
    Ross Couper and Singita
    This picture already has 33 likes. #Hammered #NeedBrunch #LastFridayNight #Instadrunk #Instafail #Blessed
  • Here's a thought: Don't drink the sugary stuff.
    Repeat after me: Marula soda. Not marula sunrise, not marula drop shots, just marula and soda. You blew it.
    Ross Couper and Singita
    Repeat after me: Marula soda. Not marula sunrise, not marula drop shots, just marula and soda. You blew it.
  • Ah, the ol' walk of shame.
    It's noon already. Have fun explaining that glitter on your neck when you get home.
    Ross Couper and Singita
    It's noon already. Have fun explaining that glitter on your neck when you get home.
  • Go home elephants, you're drunk.
    Ross Couper and Singita
    Go home elephants, you're drunk.

(H/T: Imagine Travels)

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