Ellen DeGeneres Gives 'Magic Mike' A Run For Its Dollar Bills With Celeb-Filled Parody

“Magic Mike” ain’t got nothing on Ellen DeGeneres.

The comedian and talk show host is giving Channing Tatum (who plays the titular male stripper) a run for his money with her new, all-women reboot called “Magic Michelle.” (In case you haven’t heard, all-women reboots are all the rage right now ― see: “Ghostbusters” and “Ocean’s Eleven.”)

The parody stars DeGeneres as the titular character, along with Tatum’s wife, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Olivia Munn, Chrissy Teigen and Oprah Winfrey (yes, Oprah Winfrey) as strippers with questionable skills.

“They’ve got all the right moves, and a two-star rating on Yelp,” the narrator says, adding, “Nobody gets your engine running like Magic Michelle,” as DeGeneres (in character) revs up a weed wacker.

“This fall, Hillary’s not the only one bringing women to the poles,” he adds.

We’d actually pay to see this.

“Ellen” Season 14 premieres on Sept. 6 with guests Channing Tatum and Simone Biles.