Grandmas Review Modern Sex Toys, And Are Not Amused

You might expect a person of an earlier generation to "ooh" and "aah" over the many marvels of modern technology -- but these grandmas just aren't impressed. Cosmopolitan asked a panel of grandmas, all 60 and up, to review some modern day sex toys.

And they didn't blush.

Deborah, 70, Mary, 68, and Uzni, 64, "welcome the opportunity to peruse" the different vibrators and massagers, with things like light-up technology and even a USB port for charging on-the-go.

"This does not look like anything found in nature," Deborah commented about one such creation. "It looks like a tuning fork," Uzni said.

They gave some thumbs up and some thumbs down to the products, but made it clear they weren't having any of this fancy, new-age equipment.

Uzni called the new products "junk" saying we'd all be better off if we just left things alone like they were "back in the day."

Oh, my.

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