27 Ideas I Submitted To GunTV, The Home Shopping Network For Guns

I think I'm a troll.

Don't be surprised this January when middle-of-the-night channel surfing leads you to GunTV, a live shopping network dedicated to one thing: guns! The channel, set to launch in early 2016, will air programming between the hours of 1 a.m. and 7 a.m. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh, and anyone can submit products to be sold on the network via a simple application form on the GunTV website. Since I stumbled upon this website, I've been submitting every idea that comes to my head. I'm hoping that adding relentless clutter to GunTV's inbox might distract them from their mission of pushing firearms on a susceptible, late-night viewing audience that's not best known for its strong decision-making skills.

I encourage you to submit your own lengthy, nonsensical product submissions, too! Together we can force GunTV's email manager to sift through thousands of stupid propositions before finding one that's actually real.

Below are one or two (or 27) of the ideas I've submitted so far.

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