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05/30/2016 04:39 am ET

John Oliver Proposes Some Of The Greatest Things That Don't Exist... Yet

These things should definitely be things.

Want pants made of bread? Ambien for getting through the part of the day when you're awake? Or how about keys that cry when you're about to leave them at home?

John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" is off for the week, but in a clip released online he put a new spin on one of his most common questions. 

Usually, he asks "How Is This Still A Thing?" when wondering about the continued popularity of Ayn Rand, or the fact that we still have Daylight Saving Time.

"While there are many things in this world that should no longer be things, there are also many non-things that should absolutely be thing-ified," he said. "Brought into the thing-sistence, if you will."

Check it out in the clip above.

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