This latest parody of that silly "3AM And There's A Phone Ringing" commercial comes from Public Service Administration, the same folks who brought you the "John.He.Is" video that rallied a nation to the cause of a hundred years of pointless wars with the folk-rap stylings of John McCain. Their parody of "3AM" - which, trust me, is a lot funnier and free-er than Semi-Pro - pointedly identifies the real threat that terrorizes the nation: the army of dark, stentorian voice-over professionals who populate campaign ads. And they are scary, my friends. Why, if John McCain wants to fight voice-over narrators for the next ten-thousand years, that's something we can all get behind. Huh? Right? Are you with me? Seriously, though, John McCain is going to get many of us killed.