COMEDY
05/12/2017 02:08 pm ET

Let This Daft Captain Convince You To Take A Boat Instead Of A Plane

"We'll never drag you off or kill your pets."

Airlines have really ticked off customers lately ― so boats are moving in on their territory.

You remember boats, right?

In this comedy video from Cracked, a boat captain (well, some daft dude in a captain’s hat) makes his pitch for the floating vessels that have been around long before we took to the skies.

And for those alarmed by recent events involving one certain air carrier, boats might be even more enticing.

“We’ll never drag you off or kill your pets,” the pitchman promises.

Aye aye, skipper!

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