WEDDINGS
01/29/2016 04:08 pm ET Updated Jan 29, 2016

23 Alternative Valentine's Day Cards For Couples Who Hate Mushy Stuff

"There's no else I'd rather annoy the shit out of." 💘

The selection of Valentine's Day cards at your local drug store falls somewhere between "corny as hell " and "sickeningly sweet."

Not really what you had in mind? We're here to present you with 23 awesome cards you'd be stoked to give or receive this February 14. 

  • 1
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/238643604/funny-relationship-card-romance-card?ref=shop_home_active_4" target="_
    rhubarbpaperco/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 2
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/254630512/basic-cable-and-cuddle-greeting-card?ref=shop_home_active_19" target="
    BetterTomorrows/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 3
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/217696486/youre-lucky-to-have-me-and-vice-versa?ref=shop_home_active_2" target="
    GrainandDot/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 4
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/263073106/funny-valentines-day-card-annoy-the-sh-t?ref=shop_home_active_14" targ
    JulieAnnArt/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 5
    Buy it <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Letterpress-Couples-That-Press-Play-Valentine-Card/3901_002/807284.html" targ
    Paper Source
    Buy it here.
  • 6
    Buy it <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Letterpress-No-One-Id-Rather-Valentine-Card/3901_002/807285.html" target="_bl
    Paper Source
    Buy it here.
  • 7
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/217493947/funny-valentines-card-funny-valentine?ref=shop_home_active_5" target="
    InkSauceStudio/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 8
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/224926694/valentines-day-card-funny-birthday-card?ref=shop_home_active_12" targe
    HellaFreshDesigns/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 9
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/217497567/valentine-card-dishwasher-youre-doing-it" target="_blank">here</a>.
    JulieAnnArt/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 10
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/262920580/funny-valentines-day-card-boyfriend?ref=shop_home_active_4" target="_b
    BEpaperie/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 11
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/182170015/valentines-day-card-greeting-card-i-hate?ref=shop_home_active_2" targe
    PAGEFIFTYFIVE/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 12
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/217697412/awkward-together-forever-valentines-card?ref=shop_home_active_3" targe
    GrainandDot/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 13
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/214445802/i-am-so-glad-this-was-not-just-a-one?ref=shop_home_active_9" target="_
    BetterTomorrows/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 14
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/118884548/anniversary-card-youre-my-favorite?ref=shop_home_active_24" target="_b
    JulieAnnArt/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 15
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/262780872/funny-valentines-day-card-valentines-day?ref=shop_home_active_11" targ
    PAGEFIFTYFIVE/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 17
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/216281867/funny-valentine-card-valentine-for-him?ref=shop_home_active_7" target=
    BEpaperie/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 18
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/222758196/boyfriend-card-funny-card-i-love-you?ref=shop_home_active_11" target="
    FlairandPaper/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 19
    Buy it <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Koozie-Love-Card/3901_002_7/806864.html" target="_blank">here</a>.
    Paper Source
    Buy it here.
  • 20
    Buy it <a href="http://wkgoodness.com/products/poetry-card" target="_blank">here</a>.
    W and K Goodness
    Buy it here.
  • 21
    Buy it <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Camel-Wanna-Hump-Valentine-Card/3901_002/807321.html" target="_blank">here</a
    Paper Source
    Buy it here.
  • 22
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/263635476/funny-valentines-day-card-love-card?ref=shop_home_active_18" target="_
    CheekyKumquat/Etsy
    Buy it here.
  • 23
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/98468383/funny-adult-anniversary-card-valentines?ref=shop_home_active_2" target=
    FoxandWit/Etsy
    Buy it here.

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