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05/11/2016 04:57 pm ET

Make Your Own Trump At Home!

Easy as China, China, China.

Did you ever want to ruin the Republican party at home? NOW YOU CAN! Cook up your very own Donald Trump by following this VERY easy how-to! Thanks to this step-by-step process, you'll have a restaurant quality blowhard-narcissist-GOP-nominee before you can say "MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT!"

 

FULL RECIPE:

- 2 Gallons Milk

- 3 Quarts Snake Oil

- 1 White Idiot Man

- 64 Ounces Cheeto Dust

- 3 Bricks of Cheese

- 1 Gallon Self-Tanner

- 3 Hams

- 10 Tiny Sausages (fingers)

- 1 Suit, Size XXL

- White Supremacy (1 Dollop)

- Asbestos (hair) 

- More Ham!

This video, written by Paul Gale and John Trowbridge, shows you how to make your very own Trump from scratch. 

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