Miami's Top 10 Bathrooms For Getting Frisky On Valentine's Day

Get Frisky In These Miami Bathrooms

Love is in the air -- can you feel it? It's Valentine's Day, the Christmas of the love biz, a marketer's dream, a day of shallow acknowledgement and passion and diamonds and sappy Facebook posts and food and widdle chocolate hearts and a doom-like pressure David Bowie and Freddie Mercury couldn't conjure.

So while you're suffering nuclear annihilation financial meltdown of epic debt-portions, you're out on the town, for goodness' sake. But what if the cynicism clears and you actually start digging him/her/it? You're in the mmmm-moment? Tipsy, tickled, stuffed and actually wanting to do someone, er, something about it before there's a statistical probability you'll slink home, terribly dejected, to watch 'Storage Wars' reruns? Behold: the Top 10 Bathrooms in Miami For Getting Frisky. Don't wait, act now.

Criteria: Likelihood of staff exuding sense of pride or indifference at your inappropriate behavior; Fort Knox locks; cleanliness (for her); filthiness (for him); mirrors, baby, mirrors; proximity to copious booze; hidden locations; unisex capabilities; sufficiently romantic atmosphere within a hundred feet.

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