Midlife Crisis? That Was So Last Year. #SayYourAge

Yeah, bitches, it's my 48th birthday. Yup, 48.... Which is the new, um, 48. I'm owning it.

Some of you think that makes me old -- see, for instance, the very first YouTube comment on my new song:


... and some of you think that makes me young (see, for instance, the reply to the very first YouTube comment:


I think being in your late-40's makes you a badass. Why? Cuz you've gotten over some stuff, you've let go of some stuff, and you've learned some stuff. You know what your politics are. You know how to demand a raise without getting defensive. You know you might not ever get a better time on your half marathon. .. but you also don't really care. You've got other important shit to do.

Midlife crisis? That was so last year.

Click below to see what we mean: