COMEDY
03/07/2016 04:18 pm ET

Moralax Is The Drug For People Whose Conscience Is Getting In The Way

Doing the right thing is for hero dogs.

Got passed over for promotion simply because you didn't threaten your boss' life? Passed up the chance to sleep with someone hot because your friend liked them? 

Your problem is that you have one of those pesky consciences. The weight of morality is holding you down. Thankfully, there's a treatment.

Ben Slatkin and Heather Girardi of Edit A Go-Go bring you the conscience-crushing power of Moralax. Because doing the right thing can wait until you're the last person standing.

HuffPost

BEFORE YOU GO

PHOTO GALLERY
19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won't Regret Waking Up To
CONVERSATIONS