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08/29/2016 12:30 pm ET

My 'Alt-Right' Starter Kit Finally Came In The Mail!

Shipped in a white box!

In the past weeks, there has been a lot of talk of the “alt-right” (or alternative right) movement, an extreme sect of conservatism.

Members of this community include men’s rights groups, white supremacists and other people you can’t wait to get stuck talking to at a bar.

Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump for his embrace of the alt-right, but what exactly does it mean to be in the alt-right? 

I decided to order their starter kit ... AND IT FINALLY CAME!

  • It's here! It's here! It's here!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Ooh, a K hat! And if I apply myself and my hatred of people different from me, someday I'll earn the other two Ks!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Somehow, we find the strength to keep going.
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • This alt-right bumper sticker will let cars behind me know that there's a penis driving!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Official alt-right boomerangs! It symbolizes our need to always return to our roots!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Look at that boomerang fly!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • A pocket genetics test! The perfect size to carry along on a first date!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Ear plugs, for when I want to tune out the sound of equal rights!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Mmm, Ghost Peeps. Something about the look of them is so comforting!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • White jeans! The greatest, purest jeans in the pant world!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • A trophy for being white! Because getting rewards for actual accomplishments is hard!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
  • Oh boy, and my Sea-Hitlers came!
    HuffPost Andy McDonald
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