NFL Week 5 - I Like It

Hypothetical Facebook status updates from real NFL players (with apologies to the Breast Cancer Awareness month digital marketers)!

Jason Taylor I like it on the dance floor.

Brett Favre I like it on Jenn Sterger's phone.

Brandon Jacobs I like it in the stands with my helmet.

Jay Cutler I like it wherever I can remember it.

Derek Anderson I like it on the bench.

Roddy White I like it out in the open.

Ray Rice I like it on the trainer's table.

Fred Jackson I like it in Marshawn Lynch's empty locker.

Chad Ochocinco I like it in the passenger seat of the Batmobile.

Shaun Rogers I like it in my kitchen.

Dez Bryant I like it on top of Roy Williams' shoulder pads.

Knowshon Moreno I like it on a chair in a rehab center.

Calvin Johnson I like it in the end zone.

Matt Moore I like it next to my clipboard.

Arian Foster I like it on a chair during team meetings.

Peyton Manning I like it on the set of a commercial.

Ben Roethlisberger I like it in the bathroom.

Josh Scobee I like it on the left hashmark.

Brandon Marshall I like it on South Beach.

Tom Brady I like it at home.

DeSean Jackson I like it just before the goal line.

Garrett Hartley I like it on the practice field.

Tom Cable I like it on the floor.

Steven Jackson I like it at my accupuncturist's office.

Darren Sproles I like it in Norv Turner's doghouse.

Michael Crabtree I like it in my crib.

Marshawn Lynch I like it in a first-class seat on a cross-country flight.

Kellen Winslow I like it on a sterile floor.

Vince Young I like it anywhere in Texas.

Brandon Jackson I like it in the backfield.

Dwayne Bowe I like it in a hotel on the road.

Clinton Portis I like it in the locker room.