COMEDY
03/28/2017 05:43 pm ET

OMG, Let's Please Be Extra Careful Around The Paper Cutter, Everyone!

This is a weapon.

Comedian Jessie Jolles knows that paper cutters are necessary tools for most offices, but if we could please just be super duper extra careful around the paper cutter, she would so so so so so so appreciate it.

Video by Jessie Jolles.

 

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