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07/30/2015 06:02 pm ET

What Happens One Hour After Drinking A Can Of PBR

This infographic deserves a blue ribbon.

Coca-Cola lovers are suddenly reevaluating their soda intake. That's thanks to The Renegade Pharmacist, a UK blog run by Niraj Naik, who created an infographic detailing the physical effects a Coke has on the body within the first hour of consumption:

The Renegade Pharmacist

Naik's stunning graphic inspired HuffPost Comedy to create a similar seven-step chart of our own. This infographic (below) depicts the effects that another great American beverage has on the human body, and that beverage is ... PBR.

<em>Note: In case it wasn't abundantly clear, this graphic is for comedic purposes only.</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;
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Note: In case it wasn't abundantly clear, this graphic is for comedic purposes only.  

What Happens One Hour After Drinking A Can Of PBR

1. First 10 Minutes

12 ounces of pure, unaltered ecstasy hijack your sensory receptors, taking you on a thrill ride equivalent to a thousand orgasms.

2. 20 Minutes

A surge in charisma causes you to impress anyone you meet. Additionally, a spike in your auditory perception allows you to overhear everyone whispering (of you), “I wish I was him/her."

3. 40 Minutes

Your stimulated neurons go into hyperdrive, causing an instant discharge of profound thoughts from your mouth. Every idea you have is utter genius.

4. 45 Minutes

The prefrontal cortex is completely shut off, liberating you of worries or doubts. This state of euphoria causes some to leap from buildings, thinking PBR has given them the gift of flight. (It has.)

5. 60 Minutes

Any physical or mental ailments from which you suffer vanish permanently. The beer has hisorically been used as a treatment for chronic sobriety.

6. >60 Minutes

After an hour, your soul breaks free from the confinements of a physical body, letting you explore the secrets of the universe. God will make himself visible and bestow upon you all of his glorious knowledge and wisdom.

7. >60 Minutes

This is when you throw up.

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