Praying I never have to see some of these people kissing on camera again after tonight. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/CJJXPjgtFN
— Kelιαн ¯\_(ツ)_/¯🔑💜 (@RealKDPFan4Eva) September 12, 2017
*spoilers
— Derek Peth (@PethDerek) September 11, 2017
Dean, Kristina, and DLo all get engaged tonight in a @BachParadise first!!!! #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/Yl9NCKTK0a
Jack Stone: Christen, can we be a couple,i mean not a couple, i mean hand in hand, i mean murder u #BachelorInParadise
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) September 12, 2017
Wtf is hand in hand #BachelorinParadise
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) September 12, 2017
Christen is acting like someone asked for her firstborn or her @HaloTopCreamery ice cream. #BachelorInParadise #BIP
— Diggy Moreland🌹 (@diggymoreland) September 12, 2017
"Our journey is slowly coming to an end," says Adam, evidently auditioning for the role of Chris Harrison. #BachelorInParadise
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 12, 2017
Live footage of Robby rn. #BachelorinParadise pic.twitter.com/bSfL9Q2pr1
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) September 12, 2017
BUT AMANDA! He threw glow sticks in a hot tub for you! #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/DstnxAaInO
— Adam Jr. (@AdamJrDoll) September 12, 2017
Never settle. Know your worth. Trust your gut. All that stuff etc etc. #BachelorInParadise
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) September 12, 2017
Diggy: We are definitely building something that could lead to a threesome.
— Take This Rose (@TakeThisRose) September 12, 2017
Jaimi: Nah I'm good. #BachelorInParadise
I'm living for the ladies rejecting these boys. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/BV9efdjJsO
— courtney menig🌻 (@CourtneyMenig) September 12, 2017
1. Lacey really loves Daniel? 2. If Daniel hurts her I'm gonna be irate. She's so sweet in a silly way. #BachelorInParadise
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
Lacey: I'm in love with Daniel.
— MC (@marasantanaaa) September 12, 2017
All of us: #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/8wkpOgbAJJ
TAYLOR AND DEREK FOREVER. TELEVISE THAT WEDDING. #BachelorinParadise
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) September 12, 2017
Congrats to the three couples not dumb enough to end a free vacation early. #BachelorInParadise
— PopePhilly (@PopePhilly) September 12, 2017
Lacey just said "nothing could go wrong", which means...something is about to go terribly wrong #BachelorInParadise
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) September 12, 2017
Dean- "she deserves better than me"
— Shayna (@itsaSHORRthing) September 12, 2017
All of us:#BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/J8ISXqowgc
I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS #BachelorInParadise
— Saraf Ahmed (@heathenhipster) September 12, 2017
Dean gets booed, the crowd goes nuts for @kristinaschulma, and all is right in Bachelor Nation. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/OfIHEWf4dm
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 12, 2017
Insider info: I applied to be in the audience so I could boo Dean but got denied. Then, pretended to be Neil Lanes body guard.. again denied
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
Thank you, random woman in the audience, for summing up every woman's reaction to Dean's BS #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/dTl06TEwD4
— Ellie G (@RaisingEll) September 12, 2017
Me watching Danielle expose Dean #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/OCilK9hGLY
— Bachelor Couples🌹 (@BachelorCouples) September 12, 2017
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/HybL5Ciuvn
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) September 12, 2017
How we viewed Dean before Paradise versus how we view him now. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/jqGx4JcKu6
— 👩🏻 (@lloretes) September 12, 2017
My mind is blown that Daniel from Bachelor in Paradise could be someone's "perfect man" but I guess there's someone for everyone.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) September 12, 2017
LACEY WITH THE SHADE -- FINISH HIM #BachelorInParadise
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) September 12, 2017
When the producers help you drag your ex-boyfriend #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/zb5O4Wg2jo
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) September 12, 2017
Lacey: "You've done two of these shows and you're 32 years old, what do you think that means?" #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/pDELmHnMRI
— Marissa D (@marissad415) September 12, 2017
How we all feel about Lacey right now #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/wZOI0qSvbM
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) September 12, 2017
I just want someone to love me the way I love avocado toast. SOMEDAY! #BachelorinParadise
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) September 12, 2017
This seasons theme was "men are garbage, here are some examples". #BachelorInParadise
— Bach Tweets (@BachBatch) September 12, 2017
it's a new less exciting experience to watch #BachelorInParadise without 🍷 cc @WeightWatchers
— Alyssa Mastromonaco (@AlyssaMastro44) September 12, 2017
Okay but what about Danielle and Wells #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/osKfeMQxFd
— Rachel 💜 (@rachhhh210) September 12, 2017
Me watching ppl in love (I'm Wells) pic.twitter.com/W2gLvgN0F4
— chrissy b (@xtinebianx) September 12, 2017
Adam and raven making me believe in love again after this dumpster fire of a season. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/WAUdTlGaS7
— Kat Ward (@kbward822) September 12, 2017
I learned a few years back the time and place don't matter ... only the person. The End.#BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/JAJptMSVOv
— Derek Peth (@PethDerek) September 12, 2017
Not gonna lie - that Derek/Taylor proposal actually made my black heart smile a little. #BachelorinParadise
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) September 12, 2017
Derek & Taylor making it through this ridiculous season: #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/0MDFaOyuZe
— Hannah (@hannahsajban) September 12, 2017
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