INTERNAL CAMPAIGN MEMORANDUM
TO: Mr. Trump
FROM: Corey and Team
RE: Cabinet Appointments
DATE: April 22, 2016
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After this week's big win in New York, we are one step closer to the White House. It's time to start thinking about the team we need to assemble to Make America Great Again! To reward our highest-visibility supporters and surrogates on the campaign trail, we have penciled them in for positions in the Administration. Below are our suggestions for Vice President, the Secretaries of the fifteen executive departments (in order of succession) and various other Cabinet-rank appointments. The lamestream media will hate these choices, but we know what the People want. Corey will handle any journalists that give us a hard time.
- Vice President: Melania Trump. Yes, we got this from House of Cards, but so what. It works. The Veep just goes to funerals and smiles at the President, so MT is perfect. The "natural-born citizen" thing is a problem, but we'll just change that rule once we're in charge.
Lots to discuss, folks. Winning next week in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Maryland will seal the deal. Let's go Team Trump!