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07/03/2018 04:18 pm ET

26 Hilariously Honest Tweets About How Sex Changes After Marriage

"Just put on fancy socks and a night shirt with no food stains so I can try to seduce my husband later."

Sex after marriage gets a bad rap for being bland, predictable or totally nonexistent

And while that isn’t true for many couples (as our readers have informed us), there’s no denying that your sex life does change after you’ve been married a while, thanks to kids, work, bills and other distractions and responsibilities. 

The good news? These changes are totally normal, surprisingly universal and dare we say, hilarious in certain contexts. Below, we’ve gathered 26 relatable tweets that capture the reality of married sex.

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