The Force Rubs Sleepdirt Out Of Its Eyes
The Force Scratches Its Crotch
The Force Sniffs Its Armpits
The Force Takes A Shower
The Force Changes Its Underwear
The Force Decides To Go For Brunch At The Mos Eisley Cantina
The Force Drinks Too Many "Bottomless" Frozen Margaritas
The Force Stumbles, Falls Down
The Force Picks Itself Up, Brushes Itself Off
The Force Realizes It's Lost Its Light Saber Apartment Keys
The Force Drunkenly Dials Its Ex-Girlfriend Princess Leia On Its Hologram Phone
The Force's Ex Hangs Up On It
The Force Sadly Recalls Ex's Sexy Slave Girl Costume From 'Episode VI: Return of the Jedi'
The Force Ponders What To Do Next
The Force Realizes It Has To Pee
The Force Relieves Itself In Some Gimer Bushes
The Force Is Approached By An Imperial Stormtrooper Police Officer
The Force Sobs To Imperial Stormtrooper Police Officer About Lost Apartment Keys, Ex-Girlfriend
The Force Is Busted On A Drunk And Disorderly Charge
The Force Slurs "These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For," But The Imperial Stormtrooper Police Officer Is Not Taken In By This Jedi Mind Trick
The Force Sleeps It Off In The Death Star Brig
The Force Encounters A Wookie In The Death Star Brig And Does Some Things It'd Rather Not Talk About
The Force Resolves Not To Drink At The Mos Eisley Cantina Any More, Find A New Girlfriend, And Get More Rest