The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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one of the best parts about being an adult is realising that you do not have to spend time with people you do not want to spend time with
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) June 5, 2017
Blocked like six people for not reading properly, I am a stone cold animal today.
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) June 5, 2017
I don't know what it is about a bad haircut and no sunlight that makes people good at building computers, but I'm going to find out.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) June 5, 2017
My guy friends: dude check out this hilarious YouTube vid
— Ash (@adult_mom) June 3, 2017
My girl friends: the patriarchy has murdered my soul as well as this entire earth
how it feels to log off twitter in 2017 pic.twitter.com/PsGAAPI7GN
— Ziwe (@ziwe) June 5, 2017
I guess it could be the vodka or my mood but I'm pretty sure the ice cream truck on my block is playing "Tubular Bells" from The Exorcist.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 6, 2017
Can you sue your period for coming when you have a photoshoot?
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 6, 2017
about me: clingy. kind of disappointing. too quiet or too loud. loves really hard. forgives too easily. tired all the time.
— isabel (@lSABABE) June 6, 2017
the only time i feel free is when my iphone battery dies
— Erica (@SCbchbum) June 6, 2017
Sorry I can't come to your thing I don't know how to people
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) June 7, 2017
me when i make a joke about wanting to die and then realise that im not on the Internet and i can't casually mention death irl pic.twitter.com/JhVB5lEpxh
— indie (@COCONUTOILBAE) June 2, 2017
OH: "I was born in 1995."
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) June 7, 2017
"Don't ever say that out loud again."
I heard they're already working on a female reboot of the Comey hearing.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) June 8, 2017
Really wish I still wrote about boyfriends on the Internet so I could refer to them as Ofemily.
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) June 8, 2017
my greatest hope is that yara shahidi and malia obama become roommates at harvard & then run for office together ~15 yrs after graduation
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) June 7, 2017
Person: "We should catch up!"
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) June 7, 2017
Me: "Sure! What about Thursday?"
*never hear from that person ever again*
Me: "I guess they hate Thursdays."
me, watching the basketball pic.twitter.com/YytByKWDJA
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) June 8, 2017
my internet went out for a minute and i felt like it was trying to protect me, but then it came back on
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) June 8, 2017
if trump were a popular mean girl, this is the point at which his squad members are like "actually my mom said i have to go home right NOW."
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 8, 2017
brb, googling every single person i admire to find out just how much more successful than me they were at my age
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 8, 2017
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