POLITICS
07/29/2015 01:10 pm ET Updated Jul 30, 2015

The 50 Most Beautiful People On A Hill

A much more important ranking than The Hill's annual list.

Sure, one could call it an accomplishment to appear on The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful, its annual elite roundup of the best-looking people in Washington. 

But you know what's better than being on the list of beautiful people on The Hill? Being one of the best-looking people on a hill. Good-looking people on a hill, after all, tower above others, both literally and figuratively. 

Here is the first ever Huffington Post top 50 ranking of best-looking people on a hill.

1. Julie Andrews. The original Queen Bae.

ABC

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2. Taylor Swift hiking a trail backwards. Why, you ask? Why NOT! 

Taylor Swift

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3. Cast of "Beverly Hills 90210" -- "Donna Martin graduates!"

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4. Cast of "The Hills," looking so serious.

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5. Fats Domino singing about where he found his thrill.

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6. Carrie Underwood as Julie Andrews.

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7. Settlers of New England. So hot back then. 

Gavin Finley

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8. Soldiers on Bunker Hill. 

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9. Simba and Mufasa. Hakuna matata. 

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10. Mitt Romney. Hair looking great as always. 

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11. Sly Stallone. Nothing else to say. 

Carolco Pictures

12. Wall-E. Sad but confident in his search for Eve. 

Pixar Studios

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13. "Notting Hill." Even movie stars can fall in love. 

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14. HuffPost's Howard Fineman throwing out the first pitch at PNC Park.

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15. Reese Witherspoon, with literal and figurative baggage. 

NYPost.com

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16. Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman. Those pasty white legs. 

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17. Cast of "One Tree Hill." You loved this show, admit it. 

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18. Zac Efron at Machu Picchu. We don't know why. 

 

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19. "Braveheart." Blue face paint is the new black. 

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20. Jeff Goldblum. Words can't describe. 

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21. Tiger Woods. Sad Tiger. 

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Credit: Harry How/Getty Images

22. Tom Cruise. Hold that pose. HOLD IT!

Paramount Pictures

23. "The Gladiator." Are you not entertained? 

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24. Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler in the hills of Ireland. P.S. This movie sucks.

Warner Bros. Pictures

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25. Trevor Ariza dunking on Grant Hill. 

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26. CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER! DRRRBRRDERRBERRDERRDERR. 

Creed

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27. Lance Armstrong biking on a hill. Steroids era Lance > clean Lance.

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28. Jason Segel about to fall off a hill. 

Universal Studios

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29. HuffPost's Ryan Grim. Sadly, covering those wonderful locks of hair.

Mike McAuliff

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30. Vladimir Putin. Really, this is No. 1. 

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31. Mt. Rushmore in Black Hills, South Dakota. No jokes. 

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32. The woman from the "Somebody Left The Gate Open" commercial

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33. Daniel Day-Lewis, "Last of the Mohicans." Basically, he runs up hills half the movie.

34. Moses. Locusts didn't help his beauty. 

 

36. Donald Trump. His hills are the hayugest, classiest hills. 

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37. Indiana Jones. Hates snakes. Loves hills. 

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38. The Bumble Bee girl. Brought hill frolicking to a new level. 

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39. Frodo. Small guy who climbed dangerous hills. 

New Line Cinema

40. Ned Stark. Had a passion for beheading people on hills. 

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41. James Franco. That poor right arm. 

Everest Entertainment

42. Matthew McConaughey. Was cat-walking hills in faraway lands.

Paramount Pictures

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43. Teddy Roosevelt. The original hill pinup. 

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44. Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay. Brought hill photo shoots to a different level. 

ASSOCIATED PRESS

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45. Khaleesi. Don't f*** with her dragon. 

HBO

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46. The Cialis Couple. How the hell did they get two bathtubs up there? 

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47. Six women on Benny Hill. Nice hat. 

The Benny Hill Show

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48. Brad Pitt in "Seven Years In Tibet." Thinking deep thoughts. 

 

Mandalay Pictures

49. U2. Nice hair, Bono.

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50. Don Draper, deciding to buy the world a Coke. 

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Paige Lavender, Ashley Alman, Jonathan Cohn, Elise Foley, Jen Bendery, Laura Bassett, Amanda Terkel, Travis Waldron, Ali Watkins, Jeffrey Young, Jason Linkins and Kate Palmer contributed reporting.

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