As Steve Higgins says, nothing is worse on Halloween than when a dog bites your wiener.
Of course, Higgins was definitely referring to a costume made of hot dogs that some pups were overly interested in, but the advice is just good in general.
Honestly, all the tweeters who made Jimmy Fallon’s favorites for the hashtag #CrappyHalloween could probably use some advice. And not letting dogs bite your wieners is just the beginning ...
My mom dressed me as a cow & made my utters out of hotdogs.Later trick-or-treating dogs kept running up & biting my stomach #CrappyHalloween
— Mason Snyder (@MasonSnyder07) October 26, 2016
Last year my dad didnt dress up to hand out candy. 1 kid asked if he was dressed up as the guy from the Viagra commercials. #CrappyHalloween
— Kristen Rose (@KristenRose124) October 26, 2016
I took my mom to a Haunted House one year and she kept pointing out which furnitures in the house are from IKEA. #CrappyHalloween
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) October 27, 2016
Have a crappy Halloween!
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