If you’re on Tinder religiously, you may have noticed that Jesus has indeed risen, just in time for Easter.
Other pertinent facts about this hunky son of God:
- He says he’s actually thousands of years old, adding “idk why it says 21 lol.”
- His one downside: “I’ve only been nailed once.”
- “Upside: I would die for you so you know I’m committed.”
All of this is well and good, but where Jesus really shines is in his direct messaging.
That’s what impressed Twitter user @QueenIdle most when she matched up with Jesus recently on Tinder.
She was impressed, but soon found out that Jesus has a loyal following. Take the following exchange with Twitter user @, for example:
And he sure gets around:
Guess it’s tough being so virtuous all the time!
UPDATE: To learn the story about Tinder Jesus, read this follow-up story.