Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.
When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.
You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.
Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:
Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage 🚑 (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering walks on the beach. No vegans— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017
I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains.— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017
Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook
#ZombiePersonalAds— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017
Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me 😏
#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017
I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017
Searching for anyone with half a brain
Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017
I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017
Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017
Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017
Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds
Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017
I love brains.— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017
...so no Trump supporters