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01/04/2017 03:17 pm ET Updated Jan 05, 2017

Twitter's @MatureTrumpTwts Is The Grown-Up Trump We Probably Won't Get

Oh, this is how an adult acts?

If his tweets are any indication, we may be on the verge of inaugurating the most infantile president since Chester A. Cootie-Booger.

Seventeenth president of the United States, Chester A. Cootie-Booger, descendant of the great westward trailblazing Coot
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Seventeenth president of the United States, Chester A. Cootie-Booger, descendant of the great westward trailblazing Cootie clan, and son of pioneering inventor Sandra Booger.

But what if we could ignore Donald Trump’s Twitter account and replace it with a more mature one? I know, you’re in, right??

@MatureTrumpTwts is exactly that. Listen, I know it’s almost impossible to ignore the president-elect’s tweets ... but let me dream, won’t you? 

  • On celebrities at his inauguration:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On Vladimir Putin:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On the Donald Trump Foundation:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On President Obama:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On the new year:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On Chicago's homicide rate:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On Russian hacking:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On the DNC hack:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On nuclear weapons:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On Obamacare:
    MatureTrumpTwts
  • On himself:
    MatureTrumpTwts
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