The first rule of gift giving is, "It's the thought that counts."
That rule always seems to be tossed out around Mother's Day.
Instead of picking gifts that are truly indicative of a mom's quirky personality, people chicken out and go for the boring old flowers, jewelry or crowded dinners at a chain restaurant.
Even if you haven't thought much about what your mom wants, HuffPost Weird News has.
We've tracked down the strangest, weirdest Mother's Day gifts available, items that will prove you understand your mom better than anyone else.
(Disclaimer: HuffPost Weird News is not responsible for any negative reaction that may occur when your mom actually receives your Mother's Day gift.)