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07/08/2015 04:45 pm ET Updated Jul 08, 2015

Woman Rants About Ocean Dangers Because It's The 'Shark's House'

This is a wholesome, God-fearing, shark-fearing, bear-fearing woman.

This is a wholesome, God-fearing, shark-fearing, bear-fearing woman.

Veronica "Pooh" Nash Poleate posted this video to her Facebook because she has a dire warning for the people of Earth: Stay out of the ocean. As she explains, the ocean is the "shark's house" and "he has the right to eat you when you're in his house."  

"When chickens come in my house, guess what?" You know how this goes. 

Her advice doesn't stop at sharks, though. Poleate also insists that you stay out of the woods. "Don't go fooling around with the bears."

This women is humanity's greatest protector. Daily videos would be fine with us. There are other dangers in the world that need her attention.

 

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