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07/29/2015 02:13 pm ET Updated Jul 29, 2015

Women Describe Their Boyfriends' Penises To Police Sketch Artist

'A Full GMO Banana'

Penises are hard to describe. There's so much topography, so much shape-shifting.

In a viral Distractify video, these women do their best to help a police sketch artist draw their boyfriends' private parts.

Some of their descriptions, well, defy description. This one, for instance: "It's like a can of beans." 

Or this: "A full GMO banana, not an organic one that's smaller."

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