10/10/2016 09:44 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Was Donald Trump Right About Goosing?


Hi, there! Do you have a minute? Let's try a little experiment. Donald Trump in the recently released 2005 tape proposes a biologic theory, which used to go under the name of goosing. Take a moment and goose the gal or guy sitting next to you. If Mr. Trump is right they will suddenly become stimulated and if Trump is right about this controversial statement which has gotten him into hot water, then he's more likely than not right about all the other things he says whether they pertain to trade, terrorism or taxes. Indeed Galileo got into deep shit for suggesting that the earth was not the center of the universe. On the other hand if the results of your experiment prove that Mr. Trump was not correct about the salutary effects of goosing, then you should vote for Hillary Clinton.

{This was originally posted to The Screaming Pope, Francis Levy's blog of rants and reactions to contemporary politics and art}

photo of Canadian goose by Marco Verch