10/23/2011 04:19 pm ET Updated Dec 22, 2011

Candidate Roundup: Choosing the Leader of the Free World Before It Gets Any More Expensive

Admit it, Ron Paul
is brilliant every now and
then! Like a lighthouse.

Yes, Newt, we know you're
smart and we're dumb. You win the
one vote that counts. Yours.

Herman Cain, down-to-
earth, man of the people: a
real Harry Falseman.

Perry could have said,
"Please don't touch me, Governor.
Save it for your wives."

Romney's so fed up
with these morons he may turn
liberal again.

The superhero
Repubs long for: Chris Christie,
the Credible Hulk!

Barack moving too
fast for libs who stuck with him
when he wasn't one?