THE BLOG
03/05/2012 11:15 am ET Updated May 05, 2012

Republicans v. President Obama

Republicans
Take away women's access to contraceptives

The President
Insure all women have access to health care

Republicans
Empower the Roman Catholic bishops' "right" to deny women contraceptives

The President
Empower the auto industry to recover and become Number One worldwide

Republicans
Force women to have invasive vaginal probing to bully them into not having abortions

The President
Reform public education so each child has greater opportunity given to them

Republicans
JFK makes them "throw up" because he would NOT impose his religion through government power

The President
Keep church and state separate

Republicans
Label women on contraceptives as "sluts" and "whores"

The President
Hunt down and kill Bin Laden

Republicans
A few billionaires fund campaigns

The President
Hundreds of thousands of small donors contribute

Republicans
Want to start another war, this time with Iran

The President
Ended the war in Iraq and wants to allow sanctions and diplomacy to do the job in Iran if possible

Republicans
Trying to limit voter registration to keep blacks and Hispanics from voting

The President
Trying to expand voter registration

Republicans
Demonize and prosecute Hispanics

The President
Embraces Hispanics

Republicans
Want to lower taxes on the 1% of the 1%

The President
Has lowered taxes on the Middle Class and is asking billionaires to pay their fair share

Republicans
Don't believe in evolution, global warming or that women are equal to men

The President
Believes in science, progress and women's rights

Republicans
Are homophobes, anti-gay

The President
Repealed "Don't Ask, don't Tell"

Republicans
Want to further de-regulate Wall Street and the Banks

The President
Will continue to watchdog Wall Street and the banks and prosecute them when needed

Republicans
Cash in on more "super pacs" and use the Supreme Court ruling to pour more secret money into politics

The President
Wants to overturn the Court and return politics to the people

Republicans
Love and emulate Rush Limbaugh

The President
Emulates Abraham Lincoln

Republicans
Use religion to beat their opponents to death with selective "religious liberty" issues - code for rolling back women's rights

The President
Keeps his faith private but actually lives as if he takes the teachings of love your neighbor religion seriously

Republicans
Bust unions

The President
Fight for working men and women

Republicans
Refuse to do interviews with anyone but Fox News and talk radio hosts like Limbaugh

The President
Takes questions from anyone

Republicans
Fund no infrastructure

The President
Take us into the 21st Century

Republicans
Bust the public schools and say that college is for snobs

The President
Works to give every American the chance to advance

Republicans
Are just plain mean

The President
Will go down as one of the great American presidents...

Frank Schaeffer is a writer and author of Crazy for God: How I Grew Up as One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right, and Lived to Take All (or Almost All) of It Back