Top Ten signs that your wife is cheating on you:
(By Juan Gonzalez)
- Instead of giving you the tacos, she gives you the crabs.
- Instead of the Telemundo she insists on watching "The Desperate Housewives."
- Bill Clinton just mysteriously issued her a green card
- The new baby is a towhead.
- In the heat of passion she calls you Gringo.
- When an INS agent raided the house, she told him you were under the bed.
- Delivery guys keep coming to the door, but they don't have any food.
- Your kids keep calling you "Original Poppy."
- Her brother Hector who lives in the guest room has a different last name.
- She seems a lot happier.