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05/01/2008 12:31 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Bummed About $4 Gas? ExxonMobil Isn't. They're Making $1 Billion a Week

Gas prices killing you? ExxonMobil is NOT feeling your pain. In fact, thanks to skyrocketing oil prices, they're now making $5 million an hour.

That's profit, not sales.

ExxonMobil booked $11 billion of net profit in the first quarter--almost $1 billion a week.

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