THE BLOG
02/28/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Pope-rah

This guy's ambition is only matched by Sarah Palin's delusion. Between her 2012 PAC and Blago's TV blagorrhea, they've got a real Bonnie and Clyde media blitz going. But their combined hubris doesn't even touch Warren's. First he put the candidates through his Purpose Driven litmus test, then he played the inauguration, blond hair dye and all. Now he's got a magazine. Grab a copy from your local newsstand for total life advice from America's most well-fed holy man.

"The Purpose Driven Cook Book! What Would Jesus Eat?"

"The Purpose Driven Full Body Workout Machine: Not Ju st a Life-cycle, but an Afterlife Cycle!"

"7 Purpose Driven Sex Tips: It's Not Just For Fun Anymore. Call it The Calmer Sutra!"

"10 Purpose Driven Investments: Jesus Saves, and Invests for Long-Term Growth!"

"Purpose Driven Food Products: You love whole milk! How about Holy Milk! Not only Pasteurized. It's Pastor-ized! Builds Strong Bones and Even Stronger Souls!"

"Purpose Driven Fast Food: Check out our Eternally Happy Meals!"

"Purpose Driven Retirement Planning: Is Your 401K Rapture-Ready?"

"8 Purpose Driven Relationship Hints! Jesus: He's Always Into You!"