10/18/2009 05:04 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Jokes Of The Week From 'This Just In'!

 Nearly 1,000 children in China have tested positive for lead poisoning. At least we know they're brushing regularly. - Dylan Love 


Days after having surgery to lift her bust, Amy Winehouse was in agony and feared her breasts might explode. Doctors say this could have been avoided with post-surgery rehab. But she said, "No, No, No" -- Jesse Joyce


Heidi Klum has decided to take the last name of her husband Seal. From here on, she'll be known as "Heidi."  -- Jeff Rubin


Pepsi is promoting it’s new energy drink with an iPhone app designed to give men pickup lines for specific types of women. Finally, Pepsi might get guys more strippers than Coke. -- Erik Lundy 


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