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10/19/2009 01:49 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Megan McCain on Twitter, Heidi Klum, Michael Vick: Today's Top "This Just In" Jokes

Megan McCain threatened to delete her Twitter account after getting heat for posting a sexy picture of herself. Twitter by the way is a micro-blogging site where you can post anything you want as long as it's less than 140 pounds. -- Chris DeLuca

 

 

Philadelphia Eagles fans are still divided over the arrival of Michael Vick. Vick says he does not mind the conflict amongst fans, and that he hopes they will eventually settle their differences in a small cage where they can tear at each others throats. -- Dan Telfer 

 

 Randy Quaid and his wife will be arraigned today on felony charges resulting from skipping out on a $10000 hotel bill. This could have all been avoided if they stayed with the Griswolds.  - Kevin Tor 

 

In a recent article Seal says his children “connect him to God”.  Also connecting Seal to God, being married to Heidi Klum.  - Chris DeLuca

 

 The New York City Council on Wednesday approved a bill banning the sale of all candy-flavored tobacco products. Totally legal, however...Marlboro-flavored Skittles! - Keith Alberstadt

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