Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Dialogue -- Part Nine

06/05/2012 07:13 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

2012-03-16-RockPaperScissorsLogo.jpgYou are not alone in your quest for enlightenment. The three most neurotic inanimate objects in the universe are on the same quest. And in the latest installment of RPS, they are on the verge of a major breakthrough.

Will they be able to grasp life's deeper meaning? All the while knowing that once they grasp it, it will not ultimately be knowable by the human mind? Can you stand another sentence that ends in a question mark? Only you can answer that. Continue on the journey to full consciousness with three surprisingly conscious non-sentient beings.

James Napoli is an author and humorist. More of his web content can be found here.